Serrenedy's Thoughts

What if
all women were bigger and stronger than you
and thought they were smarter

What if
women were the ones who started wars

What if
too many of your friends had been raped by women wielding giant dildos
and no K-Y Jelly

What if
the state trooper
who pulled you over on the New Jersey Turnpike
was a woman
and carried a gun

What if
the ability to menstruate
was the prerequisite for most high-paying jobs

What if
your attractiveness to women depended
on the size of your penis

What if
every time women saw you
they’d hoot and make jerking motions with their hands

What if
women were always making jokes
about how ugly penises are
and how bad sperm tastes

What if
you had to explain what’s wrong with your car
to big sweaty women with greasy hands
who stared at your crotch
in a garage where you are surrounded
by posters of naked men with hard-ons

What if
men’s magazines featured cover photos
of 14-year-old boys
with socks
tucked into the front of their jeans
and articles like:
“How to tell if your wife is unfaithful”
or
“What your doctor won’t tell you about your prostate”
or
“The truth about impotence”

What if
the doctor who examined your prostate
was a woman
and called you “Honey”

What if
you had to inhale your boss’s stale cigar breath
as she insisted that sleeping with her
was part of the job

What if
you couldn’t get away because
the company dress code required
you wear shoes
designed to keep you from running

And what if
after all that
women still wanted you
to love them.

For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, written 20 years ago by Carol Diehl. 

She wrote a post about the history of this poem that is worth reading.

(via cracktacular)

(Source: waxenneat)


This is the rape joke:
My best friend was four years old the first time his father came into his room at midnight and tore out his throat. He still has days when I cannot hold him because the memory of a bleeding trachea haunts his doorway. He has not been home for the holidays in many years, but – even now – hands are seen as weapons.

This is the rape joke:
I have been told by more than twenty people that they have been raped. To all of them, I asked where the rapist was. From none of them, I heard ‘jail.’

This is the rape joke:
Once my brother told me that I was so ugly, I would be a virgin forever. Unless someone raped me. But even they wouldn’t come back for seconds.

This is the rape joke:
I believed him.

This is the rape joke:
I now look at every woman on the street and wonder if the space between her legs is a crime scene, surrounded by ripped caution tape. The statistics tell me that this is so common that I will never be in a room that does not contain a survivor. Not even if I am in that room alone.

This is the rape joke:
I was thirteen years old, and he was supposed to be just a friend.

This is the rape joke:
When his older brother came home, the boy pulled away. He wiped the tears from my face and said ‘we should do this again some time.’

This is the rape joke:
When I finally told my parents, they asked what I had been wearing.

This is the rape joke:
I had been wearing my innocence. My trust. I had worn the love I held for humanity and expected to be treated well. I had never been taught that I would be that girl, the one who keeps a mine of secrets between her legs – that girl was the slut. I wasn’t supposed to be breakable.
What had I been wearing? I wore the rape joke, then I became it.

This is the Rape Joke | d.a.s

After Lora Mathis’s poem “the Rape Joke

(via ragyo)


pissbabytears:

felixkins:

witchester:

khaleesisizebed:

blusuedeshoez:

the LGBTQA resource center made a lil typo, i fixed it
*rolls eyes into oblivion*

And DONT erase ally either!

no just erase the ally
erase all the ally
being an ally is not a sexual orientation or a way of life that is discriminated against
so just erase the ally

Being an ally is like being a parent at a sporting event. Like yes great, you know those people on the field and you care about them but you are not playing the game you are not the one who is going to get hurt you have no stakes you personally do not ‘win’ anything so changing the A to ally is like a parent running out onto a field after a big game, ripping the trophy away from the child and being like:
LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I WON! I WON THE GAME! ME IT WAS ALL ME YOU GUYS COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME!!!!!!
and that is just plain silly.


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pissbabytears:

felixkins:

witchester:

khaleesisizebed:

blusuedeshoez:

the LGBTQA resource center made a lil typo, i fixed it

*rolls eyes into oblivion*

And DONT erase ally either!

no just erase the ally

erase all the ally

being an ally is not a sexual orientation or a way of life that is discriminated against

so just erase the ally

Being an ally is like being a parent at a sporting event. Like yes great, you know those people on the field and you care about them but you are not playing the game you are not the one who is going to get hurt you have no stakes you personally do not ‘win’ anything so changing the A to ally is like a parent running out onto a field after a big game, ripping the trophy away from the child and being like:

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! I WON! I WON THE GAME! ME IT WAS ALL ME YOU GUYS COULDN’T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT ME!!!!!!

and that is just plain silly.

Don’t forget allies but don’t include them in the acronym

(Source: blusuedebonez)


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necessary-sass:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

the-wayward-ship:

anjaseb:

wearetylerspeople:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

What if it’s irregular. You just wake up as a guy like “oh look at that”

This would be ideal for trans guys.

Can you imagine your parents though. Like aimagine this isn’t normal and when you’re like 12 or 13 and your mom is telling you how your period should be starting soon and instead you just become a guy

I’d wait until my period starts to get a job. A week later the boss will be pissed when he realizes he offered a woman the same pay he offers men

DAMN
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necessary-sass:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

the-wayward-ship:

anjaseb:

wearetylerspeople:

supernaturally-marvelous:

twinkletwinklelittletardis:

ifell-through-theice:

marco-the-cutie:

allmysecretdaydreams:

How is this not the best thing? No period AND you get to be a guy for a week

I GET TO HAVE A DICK FOR A WEEK??? SIGN ME UP

*Presses the button like no tomorrow*

THINK OF THE COSPLAY OPPORTUNITIES

if someone asks me what the girls on tumblr are like, i’m showing them this post

What if it’s irregular. You just wake up as a guy like “oh look at that”

This would be ideal for trans guys.

Can you imagine your parents though. Like aimagine this isn’t normal and when you’re like 12 or 13 and your mom is telling you how your period should be starting soon and instead you just become a guy

I’d wait until my period starts to get a job. A week later the boss will be pissed when he realizes he offered a woman the same pay he offers men

DAMN


imnotamisandristbut:

I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:

If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?

If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?

If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?

Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.


fromgilbowithawesome:

fromgilbowithawesome:

zombiezombie

OKAY I want to hit you all up with this, though, because we had like a whole AU set up for the zombie walk wow lame
The zombie apocalypse happens, as its wont to do, and Karkat gets through a lot of the horror relatively unscathed. His friends aren’t so lucky. He’s watched many he considered his responsibility die around him, and when Gamzee gets infected Karkat’s desperation is pushing him beyond the realm of logic. He promises to convert to the ‘shitty clown religion’ if Gamzee survives. That’s a great comfort to Gamzee in his dieing moments, but there’s nothing that can be done to stop the transformation and Gamzee soon needs to eat flesh just like all of the other shambling corpses around them. Karkat is in such a state of delusional denial, however, that he converts anyway, convincing himself that Gamzee is just ‘very sick’ and will get better. PLOT TWIST: Karkat’s blood has mutated such that he’s immune to the Z-Virus, so he can mack on his dead boyfriend cart his dead boyfriend around and get bit however many times without transitioning. This only feeds his belief that Gamzee isn’t actually a zombie, and he grows more and more wrapped up in his false beliefs.fromgilbowithawesome:

fromgilbowithawesome:

zombiezombie

OKAY I want to hit you all up with this, though, because we had like a whole AU set up for the zombie walk wow lame
The zombie apocalypse happens, as its wont to do, and Karkat gets through a lot of the horror relatively unscathed. His friends aren’t so lucky. He’s watched many he considered his responsibility die around him, and when Gamzee gets infected Karkat’s desperation is pushing him beyond the realm of logic. He promises to convert to the ‘shitty clown religion’ if Gamzee survives. That’s a great comfort to Gamzee in his dieing moments, but there’s nothing that can be done to stop the transformation and Gamzee soon needs to eat flesh just like all of the other shambling corpses around them. Karkat is in such a state of delusional denial, however, that he converts anyway, convincing himself that Gamzee is just ‘very sick’ and will get better. PLOT TWIST: Karkat’s blood has mutated such that he’s immune to the Z-Virus, so he can mack on his dead boyfriend cart his dead boyfriend around and get bit however many times without transitioning. This only feeds his belief that Gamzee isn’t actually a zombie, and he grows more and more wrapped up in his false beliefs.fromgilbowithawesome:

fromgilbowithawesome:

zombiezombie

OKAY I want to hit you all up with this, though, because we had like a whole AU set up for the zombie walk wow lame
The zombie apocalypse happens, as its wont to do, and Karkat gets through a lot of the horror relatively unscathed. His friends aren’t so lucky. He’s watched many he considered his responsibility die around him, and when Gamzee gets infected Karkat’s desperation is pushing him beyond the realm of logic. He promises to convert to the ‘shitty clown religion’ if Gamzee survives. That’s a great comfort to Gamzee in his dieing moments, but there’s nothing that can be done to stop the transformation and Gamzee soon needs to eat flesh just like all of the other shambling corpses around them. Karkat is in such a state of delusional denial, however, that he converts anyway, convincing himself that Gamzee is just ‘very sick’ and will get better. PLOT TWIST: Karkat’s blood has mutated such that he’s immune to the Z-Virus, so he can mack on his dead boyfriend cart his dead boyfriend around and get bit however many times without transitioning. This only feeds his belief that Gamzee isn’t actually a zombie, and he grows more and more wrapped up in his false beliefs.

fromgilbowithawesome:

fromgilbowithawesome:

zombiezombie

OKAY I want to hit you all up with this, though, because we had like a whole AU set up for the zombie walk wow lame

The zombie apocalypse happens, as its wont to do, and Karkat gets through a lot of the horror relatively unscathed. His friends aren’t so lucky. He’s watched many he considered his responsibility die around him, and when Gamzee gets infected Karkat’s desperation is pushing him beyond the realm of logic. He promises to convert to the ‘shitty clown religion’ if Gamzee survives. That’s a great comfort to Gamzee in his dieing moments, but there’s nothing that can be done to stop the transformation and Gamzee soon needs to eat flesh just like all of the other shambling corpses around them. Karkat is in such a state of delusional denial, however, that he converts anyway, convincing himself that Gamzee is just ‘very sick’ and will get better. PLOT TWIST: Karkat’s blood has mutated such that he’s immune to the Z-Virus, so he can mack on his dead boyfriend cart his dead boyfriend around and get bit however many times without transitioning. This only feeds his belief that Gamzee isn’t actually a zombie, and he grows more and more wrapped up in his false beliefs.


fear-of-fallin-apart:

musicofthenightpoto:

spooky-danger:

I can’t watch Phantom of the Opera without remembering the one time in high school when we had a spirit week and our final day was called “Music of the Night” because that was the theme of our homecoming dance. I was literally the only person at school who dressed up as Christine and everyone else was the Phantom. By lunch I had about 20 Phantoms serenading me and chasing me down the hallways.

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING

LUCKY